They cling to the realm or the gods or love. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. Worst acting: until Season 8, Emilia Clarkeīest musical cameo : The National – Rains of Castamereīest celebrity cameo : None - these were all completely unnecessaryīest quote (short) : “Let me get word to my bastard at the Dreadfort.” –Roose Boltonīest quote (long) : “Chaos isn’t a pit. Most anticlimactic death: Cersei Lannisterīest acting : Lannisters - Lena Headey, Peter Dinklage, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Charles Dance Most tragic death: Hodor, Shireen Baratheon Most shocking death: Starks at the Red Wedding Most perverted death: Ros, Walder Frey & Fam, Red Wedding Most valuable commodity: Dragonglass, Valyrian steel Most likely to refi or leverage up: Lannisters Most likely to default on loans: the Crown Weakest claim to the throne: Renly Baratheonīest claim to the throne: Stannis Baratheon, the one true king (you know before he roasted Shireen and all that)īest candidate for Infrastructure Week: The Wall Worst strategy: the Beyond the Wall suicide mission, Battle of Winterfell defenseīest battle: Blackwater, Battle of the Bastards, Hardhome You guys are weirdos.īest strategy: Cersei’s false agreement to support the fight against the Night King and White Walkers I also hear you weirdos insisting Drogon isn’t a pet but a child. Drogon wins for his winning Best Supporting Actor performance after Dany’s death. Yes, yes, white people, I hear you yelling about Ghost.
Worst inanimate object: Jaime’s golden hand–why didn’t he get a claw or something actually useful like Buster Bluth?īiggest red herring: R+L=J, Night King symbolsīest fight: The Hound and Brienne, Oberyn Martell and the Mountain, Clegane Bowlīest pet: Drogon. Unsung hero: Benjen Stark, Meera Reed, many ravensīest inanimate object: Hot Pie’s wolf bread, Stannis’ war map/strategy room at Dragonstone Most likely to have read Lean In: Lyanna Mormont Worst timing: Ned Stark’s truth-telling, Jon Snow’s truth-tellingīest confrontation: Davos confronting Melisandre about Shireen, CleganeBowlīest hissy fit: Robin Arryn after he ruins Sansa’s Winterfell snow modelīest slap: Sansa to Robin after Robin’s hissy fit & ruining her Winterfell dollhouse, Tyrion to Joffrey in S1E2 after Joffrey says something dick-ishīest hair and wardrobe: Daenerys Targaryenīest comic relief: Tormund Giantsbane’s origin story Most likely to climb the corporate ladder: Bronnīest timing: Knights of the Vale in the Battle of the Bastards Mostly likely to make you go, “This fucking guy again?!”: Euron Greyjoy Most likely to compete in a triathlon (rowing/running/smithing): Gendry Baratheon Most likely to cheer you up: Podrick Payne Least committed couple: Tyrion Lannister and Sansa Starkīest imitation of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Euron Greyjoyīest imitation of Omar from The Wire: The Hound Most committed couple: Cersei and Jaime Lannister
Worst couple: Ramsey Bolton and Sansa Stark Should have been a couple: Qyburn and Lysa Arryn Worst character arc: Bran Stark - if I were to depict this arc, it would be that of an EKG flatliningīest Mom: Cersei Lannister, Catelyn Stark Most likely to stab you in the front: Jon Snow, Ollyīest character arc: Theon Greyjoy - what a roller coaster of a ride Most likely to stab you in the back : Littlefinger Still working on these, so send me your suggestions!